(Grant mysteriously materialises from the ether, entering a state of perceptible existence and gripping his walking cane with both hands)
Good luciferous nychthemeron to thee, o honourable citizen of the macrocosm!
I have arrived in order to deliver thee an important message!
For security reasons, I strongly dehort thee from publicly displaying thine E-Mail and Telephone number.. They can give away a lot of information about thee, which thou percase desideratest not for others to know.. (And it is very easily done)
Have a wonderful day, and stay safe!
Respectfully,
- Grant A.